Fuuuuuuuck, you all turned me into an emoji here?
I agree with OP. Leave me, footjobs, and my rocks alone and I'll participate in the dickships of the proles or whatever you call it
There's a certain irony in my dad winning TIME's award despite being unable to draw a clock.
Of course. The metric system buffs my stats.
This is bullshit. Pops will get me out of this jam.
Well I, for one, share Ben Shapiro's fascination with her feet. I've seen her ankles, and I'm ready to see more.
Time and place.
PS. Send feet pics.
Damn straight I support them.
Confession time: I'm the leaker. The truth is I hated my life when pops was VP, even had to tell my secret service detail to fuck off. When election season began, he never really stood a chance, in fact I supported Bernie. Then South Carolina happened, that ugly monster reared its ugly head, and my hopes of a quiet, reclusive sendoff in life were dashed (Thanks, Obama.)
So I got desperate and hatched a plan with my buddies Sergei and Guillermo. Three laptops. Some obscure computer repair shop in Fucktown, USA. Tailed our jabroni and set him up, even pretending to be FBI and state's attorneys. Bing bang boom. This shit was supposed to sink my dad, but now the deep state is fucking me. They're fucking me!
Can't say it's been all bad attention, though. Those pictures were curated with a purpose, and now every chick knows what kind of dirty, drug-fueled, foot-driven shit I'm about, and everyone's sliding into my DMs.
Heh, joke's on you fools. Me and my fam have an entire security detail that prevents doxxing.
I've been advised that there's merely 8.5-9% chance of anyone inching on my whereabouts ;)
Can't argue with a good 'ol country slice of ham. It's why I came out here.
Ukraine is pretty good, actually.
I thought hexibear went full-commie red for a second. :stalin-shining: As an April Fools prank, you should change hexibear to a panda, and then never change it back.
Because you all love China so much. Back to your bamboo huts or whatever.
Well you've stuck me between a rock and a hard place, junior.
I vote we keep novelty accounts.
Press X to doubt. :hunter: