I want a president I can smoke crack with.

  • HarryLime [any]
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    4 years ago

    They shouldn't have censored the videos. If voters saw Hunter dicking down milfs with his huge hog, Biden would have won Florida and Texas.

  • Terminalfilth [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Hunter Biden took burned my brillo and killed my bic and then got all mad and broke my stem before I could get a toke. What im trying to say is can you get me for a forty piece. I'll get you on check day

  • hogposting [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    President Hunter Biden would blast white lines and white ropes in the White House and would have -- without a doubt -- the biggest hog since LBJ

    • Amorphous [any]
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      4 years ago

      Everybody talks about trump's fucking tax returns, but what we really need to see is trump's cock. How can we know if he is fit for office without this critical information? We need an official televised dick measuring contest between the candidates.

  • Sushi_Desires
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    4 years ago

    look here jack if you want, you know, the thing, you better vote for the other biden :dem:

  • longhorn617 [any]
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    4 years ago

    Saddened that we are going to miss out on Hunter holding a Crack Summit in the Rose Garden between an FBI agent and a random black teenager they tried to trick into founding MOVE 2.

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    4 years ago

    She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.

    “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …

    Is it time to rehabilitate Trump via hornyposts? Cuz we know the libs won’t wait much longer