Poem_for_your_sprogmore like shut the fuck up this shit sucks

  • LangdonAlger [any]
    1·
    4 years ago

    He said he found our poems unworthy I think he prefers them more girthy He likes them long And somewhat strong If you liked this poem you're virgy

  • Zoift [he/him]
    1·
    4 years ago

    Finally! A poster with some conviction!

    No fr though, fuck that twee-ass gimmick.

    • TheJoker [he/him]
      3·
      4 years ago

      Like it’s not cute, it’s not even that clever, it just sucks so much ass fuck

      • WetAssPossum [they/them,ey/em]
        ·
        4 years ago

        I saw you said fuck, and it reminded me of the bot that scolds you for saying fuck. Famously the creator defended it chiding a guy who swore while talking about being sexually assaulted as a child. Fucking awful bot with a similarly awful creator.

    • p_sharikov [he/him]
      2·
      4 years ago

      Poem_for_your_sprog seems actually talented, tbh

  • warped_fungus [she/her]
    2·
    4 years ago

    Booooo, i want more poetry

    spoiler

    I think sprog is pretty good ngl

  • HarryLime [any]
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    4 years ago

    That schnoodle person on /r/aww has real "weird aunt" energy

      • HarryLime [any]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Legit feels like they're setting up a career making kitschy cute pet poem day calendars.

    • disco [any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Yeah, I actually like Poem for your sprog, but Shnoodledoodledoo can schnoodledoodle this dick.

    • Phish [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      I know I'm a cynical person for absolutely fucking hating that account but I just can't help it.

    • culdrought [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The only acceptable bot on chapo dot chat will be the Amber bot.

    • goldsound [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Or the 3 different bots that tell it to go fuck itself in 3 slightly different ways? Or the bots that respond to the bots that respond to the first bot?

      Fucking reddit nerds thinking they're so "le epic" when they've made a bot chain litereally 10 comments long telling the previous bot to eat shit.... fuck.

  • p_sharikov [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Someday sprog is going to write a "Timmy fucking died" poem where Timmy is a Romanov, and then you'll have to eat your words

    • roseateOculi [she/her,none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      There once was a woman from Cue

      Who filled her vagina with glue

      She said with a grin,

      "If they pay to get in,

      They'll pay to get out of it too"

    • Sam [none/use name]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Hey Diddle Diddle,

      Arse in yer Fiddle,

      pig poop balls,

      Humpty Epstein had a great fall,

      Death to the middle

  • HalfeMoon [they/them,she/her]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Limerick is the only bad kind of poetry, in fact, I'll break my vow of "poetry isn't objective" to decry just that.