You know it’s coming.

Please post your predictions of specific scenes and plot points below

Here’s mine

INT - CAPITAL BUILDING, AOC’S OFFICE

After they plant the nuke, the evil brown terrorist ringleader pulls out a gun and aims it at the Jewish kid who’s helping them free Palestine. “You can’t kill me, I’m your ally!” he pleads. Evil terrorist dude replies “no, he will,” and hands the gun to the Jewish kid’s Muslim best friend. He hesitates for a few seconds, but eventually regains his mojo and aims the gun at the Jewish kid’s head, drops a Hitler quote and kills him. Terrorist dude says something about not trusting Jews as they stuff his corpse into AOC’s closet, next to the nuke. Normally the nuke would’ve been discovered the next day by the janitor, but AOC fired her for being Jewish.

Somber music plays as we cut to Jonathan Greenblatt getting laughed out of the police station by the woke DEI hires as he desperately tries to convince them that evil muslamic international students are going to nuke DC.

  • KimJongGoku [comrade/them]
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    7 days ago

    The LIBest student (played by conventionally attractive woman) leaves the group before they meet up with the terrorists after she goes

    "I... I thought we were fighting for something, but this is just going way to far!!" points at someone wearing a keffiyeh

    • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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      7 days ago

      lib girl talks to her best friend from the start of the movie who now wears a keffiyeh

      Girl 1: What happened to you Meg? I don't even recognize you anymore!

      Girl 2: At first, I just wanted Palestinians to be free but... now I know that Allah needs me to kill the infidels.

      Girl 1: (in tears) What are you saying? What did they do to you?

      Girl 2: I'm sorry, Becky. It's either us or them. But, umm... (she looks over her shoulder before leaning in and whispering) make sure you get out of DC before Friday 9 am, okay? You're still my friend.

      (Girl 1 recoils in horror)