After a heavy sigh, I've come to realize that you just didn't get the point of the hyperbole and you're earnestly awaiting the $100 and that's pretty sad. But because you're a stubborn macaroni, you just can't let it go and that's alright. We're all a little challenged in some ways, like me with regurgitating the name of a book you won't give two shits about, and you, with figure of speech
Idk how to break it to you guys, but the magic corn cob does nothing to someone who can't give two shits about it. It's hard to hear, but please don't cry.
(Besides, it looks like you're creepily inviting people to some kinky fun times and that's infinitely more hilarious. Like I said, you all suck at your own memes.)
Yep, I'm unread and completely ignorant lol Yep, that's so totally me! You got me there so hard
But hear me out: what you all need is to read something other than propaganda so you can stop pretending that it's literature that sane people read
this is quite a treat for us
Oh, likewise. What you think I'm new to this? You think I can't defend myself against you all? You think it's not fun to pull the rug out from under you guys when you inevitably assume some real dumb shit? lol
lmao How many times has that worked on anyone, honestly? Like I'm just gonna wake up one day and say, "yeah, you know what, my entire worldview has been shattered by @KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net whispering sweet commie propaganda in my ear"
Idk why you are all on stuck on the tankie shit like it matters that much to me. Like I said previously, I don't have a problem with the Christians for being Christian, but just like you tankies, the fandom is weird, intense and circlejerky af
Well I ain't southern nor a girl, sweetheart, but I do spit in the bucket from time to time if you know what I mean