I get all my protein from coffee, and I'll basically be carbon nuetral as soon as i die next week

Makes sense if you're racist

I give him a week at most before he tries to ban diet coke and Trump cans him

Just want to thank hexbear for being the one website that isn't super racist right now

Hexbear probably cost Harris dozens of votes

Disregard my previous post regarding dem insiders. You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to them

Quitting cold turkey is really rough. I take a week off several times a year to reset my tolerance. I usually have 2 to 5 days of bad headaches and severe lethargy. It really makes a huge difference on my mood and sleep schedule for the next couple of months, but its not easy

You can't just say Leninist because people might think you're a Beatles fan

What if I want to pull a rabbit out of my hat? Can I talk about that too? What if I want to saw a woman in half and not kill her this time?

You'll know when you wake up

All my best j/o sessions revolve around international fiscal policy

They didn't fucking work. I was still unhappy and worried

Didn't know Malcom X was still around

Not really. Star Trek's always been way ahead when it comes to inclusion. Everything else in the 90s was the same homophobic, backwards crap. Except maybe Jim Henson's Dinosaurs

I always thought AI faces looked a bit too Australian

Oh good. Thats what I've been taking

Good to know. Thanks!

Time to get a convincing Chinese disguise

Can you take a multivitamin that includes any/all of these, or is it better to take them separately?

It'll fit