I told you people about the dangerous road that sex leads to. This is the result of your disgusting carnal desires.
I admit it. I was so horny that I helped Trump get reelected because I wanted to hear him talk about all the beautiful men he's seen. I just want to be able to turn on CNN and hear the President talk about how hot all the guys are.
Trump to his therapist: "I don't get it doc, it's like I'm PISSED OFF at myself cuz I can't stop thinking about GUYS!"
Excuse me, Hexbear is now Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House from now on.
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I'm sorry! I gave in and had sex with so many femboys on election night and they missed the polls! I personally swung at least 2 states to Trump.
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Carnal desires? No thank you. I'll stick to carnival desires. I want to throw a baseball at stacked beer bottles
closing my eyes and aiming at the comm list
