Claims that Donald Trump periodically blocked up White House and other drains with wads of paper appear to be borne out in photographs leaked ahead of the publication of a new account of the 45th presidency.
On Monday, Axios published photos of folded-up paper, marked with Trump’s telltale handwriting, using his favored pen, a Sharpie, submerged at the bottom of various toilet bowls.
getting the FBI to raid your house so you can start shoving incriminating stuff down the toilet to hide the fact that you did a giant shit that clogged the toilet
his shits would never clog the toilet. trumps toilets were specially designed to handle the most tremendous dumps
Surely. Surely a building built in the 19th century still had at least 1 fully functional fireplace.
lemme tell you how to make a stove out of some lighter fluid, an old coffee can, and a roll of toilet paper :bernie-pout:
Joe the Plumber
Ben Kenobi voice: Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
The whole thing has me thinking of the Zappa song, Flakes:
I'm a moron, 'n' this is my wife She's frosting a cake With a paper knife
All what we got here's American made
It's a little bit cheesey But it's nicely displayed
Well we don't get excited when it Crumbles 'n' breaks
We just get on the phone And call up some Flakes
They rush on over N' wreck it some more 'N' we are so dumb They're linin' up at our door
Well, the toilet went crazy Yesterday afternoon The plumber he says Never flush a tampoon!
This great information Cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay Blew up the next day WOO-OOO
I know. And it's the fucking white house, Don't they have paper shredders or some eldrich transfiguration machine? Dumb fuck my god
I clog my toilet with very important documents all the time. The FBI should come dig through my literal shit to see what they can find!
