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They are flying to the Great Outdoors

"The laborer has all their needs met. They chose to sell their labor power on the open market. Organized laborers are a menace to our society."

I like you

Something happened to the cat, alright. That cat was convinced that a life of freedom in the Great Outdoors paled in comparison to a life of imprisonment where the guards literally point a gun at you for their amusement

How can a cat be "alright" when it is trapped in an infernal prison of our creation?

What is complicated about the discourse, comrade? There are cats that have good lives and then there are cats that are cursed to roam the hellish landscape known as "indoors"

This simulation pales in comparison to the real deal. Sad!

There is only one acceptable answer to this question. Choose wisely

Belongs in the majesty of the Great Outdoors ✅

Spot is an indoor cat

Then why is the emoji named "data-outdoor-cat"? Checkmate, liberal

I don't "got any". Those car batteries have been freed to find their true purpose in the Great Outdoors

Me too, friend :)

Cats can have little a genocide as a treat

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Aren't we all just in between the two great doors of conception and death?

And yes, this does mean that I am now on team #OutdoorDishes. Just threw all of my silverware into the woods

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Yes. And children. And objects. Do my dishes really want to be in my house or are they just there because I keep them there?

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