And you should let both of them outside

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    3 years ago

    No. They're commonly foreign wildlife that destroy the ecosystem wherever they're found. Dont let your cat outside except on a leash for walkies.

  • boyfriend__ascendent [he/him,undecided]
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    3 years ago

    Inside of you there are two cats, when you let them out they panic and hide under the neighbor’s car, shredding your arms when you remove them.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I just had to fetch my dad's indoor cat out in the rain because she ran outside when no one was looking. She got me muddy. Shame on her.

    • DasKarlBarx [he/him,comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Stay dogs tend to dumpster dive more than cats do.

      That's essentially how they think the first wolves started to be domesticated into dogs was eating human trash.

      They'll still hunt if they have to for survival though.

    • lmfaMAO [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      We have big dumb native threatened birbs where I live, and whenever 1 dog gets out they just go around slaughtering them cartoonishly. To the point where even normal people with jobs (conservationists aside) put signs up asking everyone to leash them. Luckily, people here are good with leashing dogs for the most part

  • D61 [any]
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    3 years ago

    Inside you there are two cats, both of them want to go out, but won't when you open the door for them.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I keep my cats indoors so they aren't killed by my neighbor's shitty dogs that run loose all the time. They literally just kill their own dogs whenever they might get in trouble and replace them with new, equally shitty dogs that they don't train or take care of.