TheRealChrisR [none/use name]

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Cake day: October 21st, 2020

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  • Smile 1 sucked, it ripped off so much from It Follows and The Ring. It felt like an “elevated horror” movie for dumbasses. Also she had a verifiable trail of evidence detailing what was happening to her I always hate when horror movies have nobody believes the protagonist. And she was a mental health worker too to make my main two points more valid. Also idk its a bit stupid too an evil smile makes people kill themselves. Cool monster at the end tho.

    Smile 2 is awesome because it ditched the lame-ass lore and made protagonist a popstar with substance abuse issues and the car crash thing so the audience can pretty easily infer that theres some trauma going on being the theme. And we just get thrust into the mystery and terror with the protagonist. Also she was way more interesting than Smile 1 protag. It ditched the baby elevated horror nonsense for pure schlock and thrills. Hell yeah its getting better reviews.




  • Uber passengers I had once were this couple where the girl was briefly left alone in the city and it scared her and her drunk bf. Her drunk bf was excusing it by “I went to Iraq and my buddy fucking killed himself in 2007!” He spent the ride trying to be manipulative and emotionally abusive but he was really dumb and incoherently drunk. So he was just making tone noises, not even words. They were like he was trying to say every sentence as a question with the pitch rising at the end of every “sentence”. The ride ended and she was in my car for an extra minute or two and I just kept saying “LEAVE HIM”














  • I liked RoS as images and sounds playing in front of my face at the theater. One of the few things I remember is saying it felt like Trapped in the Closet cause there was some “twist” every 5 minutes. Butt TITC is at least a series of music videos to explain that…