Ive seen at least three cybertrucks locally that advertise some crappy local business.

Nice car you got there, would be shame if someone farted on it.

Did someone set fire to it (or did it do it to itself, as these things have a tendency to do)?

You found a dumpster to put rubbish in?

nice new car

lmao someone near me has one of these things, every time I pass it on windy mountain roads I think about how many of them have had brake failures.

Smear things on it

Your new car?

Deztroy it