You should consider abolishing soap and deodorants from your daily routine, it really takes your game to that next level.

I wouldn’t expect everyone to get it, but it’s hip to smell of pear.

I’m very much a citizen of the world, but garlic is a bit too Italian for my palate.

Buying into big soap traps you into a consumerist cycle of stripping out your precious bodily fluids and replacing them with synthetic GMO forever chemical scents. It disrupts your natural endocrine systems and also damages your genetic pheromonal scents.

Look at that subtle off-yellow coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

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I am unsure if nickelodeon slime is sufficiently vegan.

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You’re really limiting yourself without an ontological reason aside from performative tailist schemas.

No ethical consumption under capitalism means I am allowed to eat anyone I can kill with my bare hands.

You might not have heard: I work in murders and executions.

I have a 7:30pm reservation tonight at Eleven Madison. Chef and owner Daniel Humm runs a fully plant-based restaurant and just two days ago was awarded three Michelin stars. The Financial Times called his vegan menu “a bold vision of luxury dining”.

The full 11-course menu for dinner at Eleven Madison costs $365 a person before wine and cocktail pairings — $30 more than Eleven Madison’s first 10-course vegan menu in June 2021.

The new October service includes a celtuce steamed dumpling with salad and avocado, tomato broth with tofu and lemon verbena, corn with rice and chanterelle mushrooms and grilled squash with poblano pepper and seitan. The poached eggplant with tomato, coriander and shiso is my personal favorite.

While some gatekeeping leftist extremists might say this high cost defeats the purpose of veganism, I think it’s a small price to pay for animal liberation.

My freezer is stocked with a generous variety of meat alternatives such as Tyson plant based products and the severed heads of my victims.

We have more important problems than plant-based diets to worry about. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide vegan food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women.

:bateman-ontological: hey there, cool it with the speciest remarks.

I might no longer need to return videotapes? This presents a complication.

I have to return some amazon packages.

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

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What a surprising coincidence. I'm also vegan.

When this occurs I get out my knives and teach them empathy.

There was a quarterly bonus riding on sales increasing and the milk variant performed better in our A/B testing with focus groups.

All animals are equal. I see no difference between the blood of a hamster and the blood of a human. This is not an arbitrary example, I have stains from both on my travertine Brunello Cucinelli oxford dress shirt and need to have it dry-cleaned before this weekend.

exactly. farmers can figure it out.