Vlaedrynn [any]

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Cake day: August 30th, 2020

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  • Vlaedrynn [any]togames*Permanently Deleted*
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    4 years ago

    Same here. The advice I've got is to rely on Athena's deflect abilities and really focus on the way the enemies behave before focusing on how to dispatch them. I'm getting better but I can't get myself to focus on stuff much anymore, so a game that requires persistence is difficult for me to even sit down and play.


  • I cast for Biden knowing exactly what would happen. It was necessary for me because when libs ask me who I voted for I can now say I did exactly what they wanted me to and got nothing out of it. A vote for Gloria, while healthy and not vomit-inducing, would categorize me as a radical who isn't realistic. Instead, I agreed to do the "realistic" thing under the condition that the people in my life asking me to do it would recognize when I point out Biden's failures.

    Basically, I get to say I told you so whenever I want. Honestly, it's pretty hard not to abuse that privilege.




  • I don't sleepwalk but my younger sister does. These are the two craziest things she's done:

    My sister and I are making food late in the kitchen , when my sleepwalking sister, maybe 5 or 6 at the time, crawls around the corner. She's on all fours, not her knees but her feet. She charges us and growls, and we leap back in surprise. Snarling, she sprints through the open kitchen, exiting on the other side. Then, she pulls down her pants and takes a long piss in a doll cradle. She finishes her business, becomes aware of her surroundings, wakes up, and starts bawling her eyes out.

    Late-night I'm in the kitchen making a PB&J sandwich. The house we're living in is tiny, too small for all 8 of us, so some of us sleep on the couches. My sister is snoring in the living room, adjacent to the kitchen. I put the pieces of bread together and lift them to my mouth. Just before I take the first bite my sister yells "PUT THAT DOWN!" and I throw the sandwich onto the counter like I had a gun pointed at my head. I look over, and she's still asleep.

    Now that I've told those stories back to back I feel like my sister just guards the kitchen in her dreams.









  • Vlaedrynn [any]tothe_dunk_tank*Permanently Deleted*
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    4 years ago

    Wow, what a sub. There's a person claiming that Trump stopped China's "economic invasion" into Europe. Never mind the fact that China was the EU's largest trading partner in 2020.







  • This may be cheating, but Steyer and Colbert. I'm not down to waste my weed getting into political conflicts with people who I think deserve the wall. At least Steyer and Colbert don't have completely ghoulish personalities and just come off like your girlfriend's centrist dad who accepted you almost immediately and invites you over to casually watch the game every Sunday. Steyer in particular is interesting because he seems like a guy whose heart really is in the right place, but whose perceptions of the world have been completely warped by capitalism and his financial success. Maybe I'm wrong there but that's just the vibe I get.

    While you're all trying to get people to cage match each other I'm gonna be huffing long-bottom out of a wizard pipe, wearing a cape and singing "Misty Mountains Cold" while eating Taco Bell. Not everything has to be about Communism, comrades, particularly your fucking smoke sessions. You're allowed to have care-free fun.