♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Ooooh there's Guam, Hawaii, the Virgin Isles, Somoa, and Puerto Rico

It's all stolen, every inch, from Maine on down to Chico

The Northern Mariana Islands, formerly the Philippines

Until we let them all get bombed, that's the only time we'll leave

We claim to be a country of a thousand different faces

Not a bunch of stolen goods and military bases

A place of hope and freedom built by East African slaves

On a million native people in a continent-wide grave

We don't take what isn't ours or steal another's land

We're here for oil you silly fools, who cares about the sand?

So when Russia takes a plot of earth that not long ago was theres

We'll embargo their citizens to death, bEcAuSe We FuCkINg CaRe