Her feet weren't just sliding, her legs switch places entirely around the fifteen-second mark. Like, left leg crosses in front of the right then takes it spot.

Just enough :jesse-wtf: for me, thanks :michael-laugh:

I clapped when they discovered (not invented!) the political compass.

:so-true:

This is what it’s gonna be like as more dick-sucking factories keep closing.

Hey I just want you to know that I'm a middle-class homeowner who votes like a mainstream Democrat and a lot of us are coming around to the hammer and sickle point of view on you people. Just something to think about!

STASI

:wut:

Hell yeah. Time to trans my gender and become a man.

Oh, wow. No one ever explained it to me like that before. I guess I’m not a communist, and now I’m whatever the fuck it is that you are.

:will-fancy:

I did not enjoy this post :bern-disgust:

I fucked him

:volcel-judge: :visible-disgust:

:shinji-screm:

Following the link labeled “hexbear.nft” (a callback to a previous post of mine) leads to a short clip of Matthew McConaughey’s character from the film The Wolf of Wall Street saying “Those are rookie numbers…” In this context, it is implying—in an attempt at humor—you haven’t submitted nearly enough reports rather than too many, which seems to be your concern.

:stuff:

Edit: spelling

When you haven’t reported every post on hexbear.nft

:jesus-christ:

Paul Blart III: Post Reporter

Oh, me either, but I did think the idea of a bit account “just answering questions” was funny enough to post. Not a high threshold for me.

If I went through the trouble of asking how much reporting was too much, I feel like I’d want to at least break double digits with my reports.

Apparently the “jaq” in “jaqingoff” stands for “just asking questions” NOT “just answering questions” as I previously believed.

I’m not saying… we need to impeach him now

we made the same mistake with AOC

“How do you do, fellow hexbears?”
–four-day old account

I think it’s important to look to what others are posting and follow their lead, rather than posting what we think a typical hexbear might post.

It’s a lot more owl posting than you’d think, and a lot less “I hate straight white men and want to kill them! Don’t we all?!”