Ayy girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you need a fucking ambulance.

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There are so many songs I first became aware of from this kind of commercial.

I remember them so vividly in this context that my memory of the song is interrupted by whichever song came next in the commercial.

Grand Theft Auto 6: Everything We Know So Far

That's why they invented pass without trace.

A little molten sulfur never hurt anybody!

Decent quality automatic cat feeders.

We have 3 cats, and I resisted getting autofeeders for 5 years because it felt silly to buy what amounts to three $75 food bowls.

They paid for themselves the first weekend I didn't have 3 razor sharp dickheads screaming at me to feed them at 5:15 AM. I should have bought them years ago.

"Girl, I roll 1.3 million dues payers deep. A threat to one is a threat to all, motherfucker, come get some."

A labor leader with 18 years in union administration has admittedly probably gotten soft, but I got 10 on a teamster every time.

Relatable.

I wonder how much difference one Stinger SAM would have made at Blair Mountain in 1921.

Was the plastic nose thing just more sundowning, or is there a Biden fake nose thing I never heard about?

All I have to say as a lifelong Minnesotan is that the rest of the country must be really freaking stressed out, then.

What is "plan?"

My mom got me this "protection" charm from a woo-ass lady at a farmer's market once. It was cool looking, so I wore it on a tight necklace that couldn't slip over my head, and I never took it off.

A couple years later, I was in a nasty rollover car accident that could easily have killed me. I walked away only mildly banged up. I realized later that day that the necklace was gone. I scoured the car and even went to the crash site looking for it. Never saw the thing again.

This is more of a failure on the part of the husband's colleagues. You mean to tell me nobody followed that with "in the club on the late night, feeling right..."?

Pathetic.

Bullying was kinda bad in my high school, and I dreaded using the bathroom even as a cis straight dude. There was a decent chance I'd have to put up with some bullshit and a non-zero percent chance I could wind up in a fight.

What's pictured in the article/video would have been many times better, and I might not have developed a permanent aversion to public restrooms.

Fun fact! My first dnd character was an unwitting champion of Sune.

He was a gangster who primarily worked security in brothels before getting forced into adventuring. My DM reasoned that protecting sex workers by actively doing violence against Johns and shitty pimps meant he had protected more of Sune's devotees than many of her paladins.

I only learned that because she saved me from a final failed death roll for just enough time to extract some narratively satisfying revenge. Then he got a killer epilogue.

RIP Robert, you legendary son of a bitch.

lol Billy the Kid Versus Dracula. I was however old a person is when they're in kindergarten. My mom let me pick out "a scary movie" from the video rental place, and that's what I chose.

Not too many visits after that, though, my mom bought me a VHS copy of the original Night of the Living Dead. I still have it!

I got to see both Phibes films at Alamo Drafthouse a year or so ago, and they're so fun on the big screen!