arrow-up147imageWould you?Alaskaball [comrade/them]A to memes • 2 years agomessage-square17 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]hexbear18·2 years agoI would if it weren't for the little mystery door above the toilet Nothing good comes out of a little mystery door link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonAhexbear6·2 years agoWhat if it delivers a fresh roll of toilet paper just after you run out? link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonAhexbear9·2 years agoI lied it delivers a ghostly pale arm with long claws that gently strokes your head while you're taking a dump. Encouraging you to do your business in a timely manner. link
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]hexbear8·2 years agoLiteral corporate ghoul reporting me for pooping too long on the job link
minus-squareLaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear6·2 years agoThe Majora's Mask toilet hand hasn't been the same since he got that promotion. Went straight to his head and he became a snitch. link
minus-squareitsPina [he/him, she/her]hexbear5·2 years agothats actually a normal sized door and a really large turlet link
minus-squareiwillavengeyoufather [she/her]hexbear4·2 years agoyou pass your poop through there when you’re done (flush mechanism stopped working) link
I would if it weren't for the little mystery door above the toilet
Nothing good comes out of a little mystery door
What if it delivers a fresh roll of toilet paper just after you run out?
It doesn't
I know this in my soul
I lied it delivers a ghostly pale arm with long claws that gently strokes your head while you're taking a dump.
Encouraging you to do your business in a timely manner.
Literal corporate ghoul reporting me for pooping too long on the job
The Majora's Mask toilet hand hasn't been the same since he got that promotion. Went straight to his head and he became a snitch.
thats actually a normal sized door and a really large turlet
you pass your poop through there when you’re done (flush mechanism stopped working)