letsride4x [she/her, they/them]

yup i got it for the first time recently, sucked ass. fwiw i used an instant test as soon as i had symptoms and it came back positive.

thx so much!!!!!! <3

this is lame as hell sorry i just wanted to do a rhyme

all u losers posting on Hex Bear meanwhile i am at the Sex Fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! owned

oh shit, if u still have it and wanna give it to a rando i want in :3

i recommend blood in my eye every chance i get, jackson is such a fantastic writer. required reading for americans imo

this reminded me of this one time when i was like 19 years old and the dude checking me out at walgreens asked me "would you like to buy any cigarettes?" when i was just buying deodorant or some shit, and i said no thanks, and he asked "oh? so you're just gonna let all these kids buy them then?"

yeah no i saw this and was like wtf, then i realized someone made this up and i just got angry. i really want to know the point of momentarily convincing a bunch of people that someone is a sex pest, this is an extremely triggering subject matter to try to derive humor from.

the most fucked up part about any of this is how hard it makes it to get actually helpful information using google

i don't know if that's a typo or not but true either way

my fav poster is @artificialset@hexbear.net <3

😔😔😔

that's definitely a humblebrag post

the peanut butter banana sandwich is vastly superior to the PB&J in terms of taste and nutritional content and should supplant it as the de facto standard peanut butter-based sandwich

thoughts on hot coffee?

you hate stretching?

sounds like he caught a fish

thanks for this reminder. stretching is so important

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also this video 😭

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngZ0K3lWKRc