in all fairness it's quite impressive, but the headline is just fucking hilarious... the people have been force-fed slop and spectacle for so long that they are now only capable of understanding things through the lens of Treats.
why don't we have a Baudrillard or simulation/simulacra emote
My apolitical friends don't know that Ukraine is getting its clock cleaned but they do know all about the hecking epic Leopard that clapped 7 Russian vehicles in an engagement last week.
Ukraine may be owned by blackrock now and their entire 18-40 demographics groups have either died in combat or fled the country, but they sure showed those russkies by fighting to the last in a war the state department started for a president democratically picked by the CIA.
War is certainly a time of strange stories. Between this and the story of like a squad to platoon size of abandoned Ukrainian conscripts accidentally reporting to a Russian officer for new orders, thinking he was a ukrainian officer, and handing over their rifles without even think "that's a weird order" and marched themselves to the Russian lines
Why is he in just a T-shirt? Were they intimidated by his lack of pantaloonal accompaniment?
Kingdom Heartstopping moment DuckTales Ukrainian soldier "Donald Duck" fights off THREE Beagle Boys in just a sailor's shirt and hat
Challenge mode; every missing piece of gear gives +5 accuracy up to four missing pieces of gear.
The heartpumping moment of the heartstealing soldier heartbreakingly fight the heartless enemy with a heartgrinding heartbeating to heartcrushing war
