qaopjlll [he/him]

Cutting off the foreskin doesn't reduce your sex drive so you'll still fap just as often as you would if you were uncut, but you'll need to work harder to finish and you'll be able to hold out for a long time if you so please

Ironically, rather than making us crank it less the decrease in pleasure just turned us all into chronic gooners

Pissrael is the missing P state

Maybe it's the distance of the route he would've taken by train? Google tells me the ETA of the route but not the distance.

EDIT: NVM, Transitdocs says 327 miles from Penn Station to Altoona

Plus an additional 6 feet

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But yeah, nothing about the official story makes any sense.

You say that as if you think the pigs wouldn't or couldn't fabricate that evidence. Only thing I believe for certain at this point is they found him at McD's in Altoona

I don't see how they could feasibly ban interstate travel without an ID. Even if they put checkpoints at state line crossings on every single Interstate highway there are probably dozens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of other roads they would have to account for. In Rhode Island alone I counted 154 roads that cross into Connecticut or Massachusetts which don't lead to dead ends.

When they have their bottom surgery they can perform their hit song "End of my Chode"

I had 4 rounds of chemo over 10 weeks back in the 00s and I still get a little nauseous when I think about some of the videogames that I was playing between treatments

Yep I got that reference!

It's been years since I played THPS lol I just had Chat GPT shart out a long trick combo for me

Ollie into Kickflip into 360 Flip into Indy Grab into Grind into 50-50 Grind into Pop Shuvit into Manual into Heelflip into Grind into Smith Grind into Nollie Flip into Manual into 540 Spin into Revert into Lip Trick into Bigspin into Mute Grab into Crooked Grind into Manual into 360 Flip into Grind into 5-0 Grind into Manual into Madonna Grab (thx ChatGPT) for a million point combo on that thang

American Psycho can no longer be considered satire.

That's why he put quotes around "terrorist", he's not referring to actual terrorists he's referring to the ppl this ghoul is calling terrorists

EDIT: NVM I just saw the first comment was edited, I'm guessing that he probably edited it to add the quotes

Well yeah, I wouldn't expect a tweet from a far right politician from Louisiana to look that different than one from a far right politician from Minnesota

Comrade Joe finally using the power to order "official acts" bestowed upon him by the supreme court?

Ron Zertnert

The greatest trick Spacey ever pulled was making all of his accusers disappear.