• btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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    25 days ago

    It will be revived but with biometric sensors to capture more personal data, all of which is fed into a LLM pretending to be a healthcare provider.

    "Your blood pressure is high, here's a list of lifestyle interventions, or upgrade to a premium account for access to a healthy recipe database or go Platinum for access to our concierge prescription delivery service. Meanwhile here's an ad for dick pills."

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    25 days ago

    I want actual buttons on more devices. Touchscreen shit is a liability and outright dangerous in some situations, but nooooo, Holy Steve Jobs must be emulated forevermore. disgost

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      25 days ago

      Me trying to pull up the bus schedule on my phone, but my fingers are too cold to register on the screen.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        25 days ago

        Me trying to pull up the bus schedule on my phone, but my fingers are too cold to register on the screen.

        Too cold, too damp... winter in my new location made phones really frustrating.

        And for what? Why must it be like this, besides a paradoxical "innovation" laziness?

    • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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      25 days ago

      i have a car with a touch screen for the radio and it is by far the worst most backwards thing i can imagine putting in a vehicle that can kill people.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        25 days ago

        ZYBERTRUKKK does that for pretty much everything but that silly le space age impractical yoke so-true

        • Des [she/her, they/them]
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          25 days ago

          also the space-x capsule. no way i'd go up in a spacecraft where i can't "reroute the portside bus to the aft solar array!" or something like that.

          not just physical buttons but i demand panels that can be easily removed and wires swapped around

          imagine apollo 13 but with a single touchscreen and welded panels

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            25 days ago

            NOOOO PRACTICALITY AND SURVIABILITY DOESN'T LOOK ENOUGH LIKE THE SCI FI TREATS! EVEN MORE IMPRACTICAL HOLO INTERFACES NOW pronouns

      • krolden@lemmy.ml
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        25 days ago

        The thing I do like about some touchscreen cars is that they get more steering wheel buttons

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    25 days ago

    in '09 I had this slide out physical QWERTY keyboard phone. like you turned the phone on its side and split the phone like you were splitting a deck of cards in half.

    kinda like this one. https://i0.wp.com/www.gottabemobile.com/wp-content/uploads/Samsung-Stratosphere-keyboard1.jpg

    shit was actually badass for browsing and texting. afk brb fuk u 2 lol l8r

  • LeZero [he/him]
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    25 days ago

    We used to maintain those at my last job, they are still used in big grocery chains for inventory purposes

    • Absolute@lemmygrad.ml
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      25 days ago

      God I wish I used this for inventory/ordering purposes instead of a shitty samsung tablet with a dodgy half baked web app

      • LeZero [he/him]
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        25 days ago

        Plus some models have ring scanners :

        Show ring scanners

        which makes your job cooler than it is

      • RoabeArt [he/him]
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        25 days ago

        A few years ago the grocery I worked for got rid of their inventory scan guns that ran on Windows CE and used TinyTERM. They were rugged as shit and it was impossible to lose your progress if you took the scanner into a WiFi dead zone somewhere in the bowels of the stockroom. Then at some point they switched to these shitty Android-based ones where everything is done on a web browser. You needed to be extra cautious to make sure it was actually communicating with the WiFi and remote server, or else whatever you're scanning would not get counted/ordered.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    25 days ago

    honestly id take this shit even with a touch screen, just wrap my arm in that shit

  • xkbx@startrek.website
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    25 days ago

    We used to use these at work. They suck to type on. We upgraded to the touchscreen smartphone types, and they’re much better.

    • 12022081631 [he/him]
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      25 days ago

      sorry i had to log in to confirm - are you not using plungers? are you not using plungers every time that the toilet is clogged? oh-shit 100% of the time?

      • bumpusoot [any]
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        25 days ago

        Look at Mr Fancy Plunger Pants over here. Got money and room for a dedicated toilet unblocking majigger. Probably take big poops just so you can satisfiedly unblock the pooper again without using your hands.

        Some of us just get our hand in there and get the job done, when my toilet blocked regularly I just used a bin bag as arm protection 'cause it's what we had. Can't all live in a big plunger castle like yerself yer majesty.

      • 12022081631 [he/him]
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        25 days ago

        upon revisiting this - i have decided i am not working class but instead a part of the petty boogie-woogie and to maintain this status i am going to start a luxury plunger business with manufacturing set up off-shore somewhere

  • largerfather [he/him]
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    25 days ago

    i imagine many factory workers are still living this cool techno timeline. lucky them!

  • krolden@lemmy.ml
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    25 days ago

    Things like this would make your arm all sweaty and youll end up having weird tan lines if you decided to touch grass.

    I want one