Sources said President Biden’s intended measure will include at least $10,000 in loan forgiveness for borrowers who make less than $125,000 annually, as well as another payment freeze for roughly four months.

  • Socialcreditscorr [they/them,she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an equal pay program for conspiracy theorists who open a daycare that operates for 7 months in the Congressional cafeteria.

    Lmao

    • MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an opioid reduction program for Tea Party voters who open a pool hall that operates for 10 years in a college town.

      how does it never miss

      • TyMan210 [he/him, comrade/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a Head Start program for Muslims who open a donut shop that operates for 7 years in the CIA parking lot.

        Seems about right

        Edit: Okay this one made me laugh

        Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a medication cost reduction program for women of color who open a Nike store that operates for 10 days in communities of color.

        • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
          ·
          2 years ago

          Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a free weed lmao program for Hindus who open a mini golf that operates for 11 weeks in a reservation.

          :kelly: Honey-pot.