Sources said President Biden’s intended measure will include at least $10,000 in loan forgiveness for borrowers who make less than $125,000 annually, as well as another payment freeze for roughly four months.

  • MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an opioid reduction program for Tea Party voters who open a pool hall that operates for 10 years in a college town.

    how does it never miss

    • TyMan210 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a Head Start program for Muslims who open a donut shop that operates for 7 years in the CIA parking lot.

      Seems about right

      Edit: Okay this one made me laugh

      Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a medication cost reduction program for women of color who open a Nike store that operates for 10 days in communities of color.

      • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a free weed lmao program for Hindus who open a mini golf that operates for 11 weeks in a reservation.

        :kelly: Honey-pot.