Absolute cum stain of a film, ruined an already brutally stupid premise set up by TFA. Eat my whole ass hexbear, I’m not going to hitch my ride to this shit because it tripped half way into making a good point with some vaguely sucdem rhetoric.

Just trash all around, its sequel was king trash only because this bullshit laid the groundwork for trash. A fucking structural engineer had to design a solid trash foundation for that steaming pile of shit ROS. Most boring movie I’ve seen in theaters. 3+ hours of diahrrea o stg if i see another post praising this movie I’m going to eat my shit. Shape the fuck up, this movie sucks.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I really don’t think so lol. The first five minutes of RoS is all the characters saying “hey the last movie didn’t happen, palpatine’s back, time to go on a quest for the 7 maguffins”. It’s not like JJ followed up any of the stuff TLJ was railroading the plot towards.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It’s not like JJ followed up any of the stuff TLJ was railroading the plot towards.

      TLJ yoinked its own so-called railroading plot points at the last second, almost all of them. From the ancient texts being yoinked back into existence to Rey's near-handshake with Kylo Ren being yoinked away into basic standard opposition again, the NuRebel cause was destroyed to a single digit number of people so there wasn't really anything to work with but a mountain of gotchas. Abrams wrote trash as he typically does but there wasn't really much direction to go with after TLJ was over except maybe Rise of Broom Kid.