So glad I never spent money on this past buying the first game—not only do they treat their employees like dogwater, they can't even squeeze out the big thing that justified Overwatch 2*
So glad I never spent money on this past buying the first game—not only do they treat their employees like dogwater, they can't even squeeze out the big thing that justified Overwatch 2*
Overwatch? You mean like the porn?
Don't make fun of Blizzard(tm)(r) Epic(tm)(r) Storytelling(tm)(r).
The committee-designed-for-maximum-consumer-appeal manic pixie dream girl waifu having a vague 30 second scrap with the committee-designed-for-maximum-consumer-appeal femme fatale assassin stereotype with exotic skin color characteristics that launched hundreds of hours of fetish porn that is primarily consumed by cognitively dissonant transphobic :freeze-gamer: with "futa" fixations will eventually result in an epic unforgettable story. Trust me bro. This time for real bro. :capitalist-laugh:
I don't understand this comment, I thought Overwatch was a porn genre
You know, joking aside, it is more a porn genre than a viable fiction setting. :edgeworth-shrug:
None of these words are in the bible
Jesus' new pvp build is pretty meta. :maduro-katana-1: :jesus-cleanse:
Unironically though Blizzard cinematics are incredibly formulaic, but they still work at making me go :soypoint-1: :soypoint-2: every time.
Replaying StarCraft 2 campaigns rn and yeah the cinematics are all pretty cool to look at but good god the writing is dogshit.
:soypoint-1: Waifu got corrupted! Again!
:soypoint-1: Glowing eyes!
:soypoint-1: Vaguely profound sounding lines like "I will never serve!"
Ever onward ramping up until a LOST-like sputtering dragged out wet fart story closer until next expenasion :soypoint-2: