So glad I never spent money on this past buying the first game—not only do they treat their employees like dogwater, they can't even squeeze out the big thing that justified Overwatch 2*

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Don't make fun of Blizzard(tm)(r) Epic(tm)(r) Storytelling(tm)(r).

    The committee-designed-for-maximum-consumer-appeal manic pixie dream girl waifu having a vague 30 second scrap with the committee-designed-for-maximum-consumer-appeal femme fatale assassin stereotype with exotic skin color characteristics that launched hundreds of hours of fetish porn that is primarily consumed by cognitively dissonant transphobic :freeze-gamer: with "futa" fixations will eventually result in an epic unforgettable story. Trust me bro. This time for real bro. :capitalist-laugh:

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        You know, joking aside, it is more a porn genre than a viable fiction setting. :edgeworth-shrug:

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Jesus' new pvp build is pretty meta. :maduro-katana-1: :jesus-cleanse:

        • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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          1 year ago

          Unironically though Blizzard cinematics are incredibly formulaic, but they still work at making me go :soypoint-1: :soypoint-2: every time.

          Replaying StarCraft 2 campaigns rn and yeah the cinematics are all pretty cool to look at but good god the writing is dogshit.

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            :soypoint-1: Waifu got corrupted! Again!

            :soypoint-1: Glowing eyes!

            :soypoint-1: Vaguely profound sounding lines like "I will never serve!"

            Ever onward ramping up until a LOST-like sputtering dragged out wet fart story closer until next expenasion :soypoint-2: