I feel like Zuckerberg would hand Musk his ass. Musk would be all showy and fail to be charismatic, and Zuck would open his face and the terrors of warp-space would come out.
I have years and years of BJJ experience and I can confidently say that if you have a year of BJJ, the moment you grab onto a layman all their technique turns to sand. Not that I care especially about the duo compared to any other celebrities, but if Elon ever loses his balance, Zuck turns into TzKal-Zuk. When the striker isn't even a striker and is just a guy, it takes proportionately less grappling prowess to close the distance and get the take down. Insofar that you could literally run up to the old man and give him a hug to get the win. If he doesn't know how to punch, cannot conceive of a knee strike, and doesn't know what an underhook is, you can go up around his triceps for the hug and it wouldn't matter because Elon would discover inside the octagon that takedown defense is an attribute you can have.
A lot of UFC fights that are sold as a striker versus a grappler end up with the grappler winning. Khabib vs Gaethje comes to mind, Khabib vs Barbosa, Khabib vs Connor, Khabib vs opponents, Dagastani wrestlers vs opponents in general, Olivera vs opponents, Stipe vs Ngannou 1 (Ngannou won 2 when he learned how to grapple), Texeria vs Błachowicz, and the premise of UFC 1.
He's a total freak, but I can respect that he takes martial arts seriously. Granted, like 90+% of the people who take martial arts seriously are freaks.
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I feel like Zuckerberg would hand Musk his ass. Musk would be all showy and fail to be charismatic, and Zuck would open his face and the terrors of warp-space would come out.
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They do technically do that when they visit Little St. James.
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even elon’s height and weight advantage wont make up for his piss poor physique
This is how we're getting the Gellar field isn't it?
Musk opens the Warp with his Neurolink testing and dooms mankind
I have years and years of BJJ experience and I can confidently say that if you have a year of BJJ, the moment you grab onto a layman all their technique turns to sand. Not that I care especially about the duo compared to any other celebrities, but if Elon ever loses his balance, Zuck turns into TzKal-Zuk. When the striker isn't even a striker and is just a guy, it takes proportionately less grappling prowess to close the distance and get the take down. Insofar that you could literally run up to the old man and give him a hug to get the win. If he doesn't know how to punch, cannot conceive of a knee strike, and doesn't know what an underhook is, you can go up around his triceps for the hug and it wouldn't matter because Elon would discover inside the octagon that takedown defense is an attribute you can have.
A lot of UFC fights that are sold as a striker versus a grappler end up with the grappler winning. Khabib vs Gaethje comes to mind, Khabib vs Barbosa, Khabib vs Connor, Khabib vs opponents, Dagastani wrestlers vs opponents in general, Olivera vs opponents, Stipe vs Ngannou 1 (Ngannou won 2 when he learned how to grapple), Texeria vs Błachowicz, and the premise of UFC 1.
He's a total freak, but I can respect that he takes martial arts seriously. Granted, like 90+% of the people who take martial arts seriously are freaks.
Hey, at least the guy has a hobby, unlike
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I can't believe that you are just leaving out his totally normal hobby of artificially inseminating his employees.
jfc link?
https://nypost.com/2022/08/26/elon-musk-and-shivon-zilis-conceived-twins-through-ivf-report/
I regret to inform you that Elon has a hobby
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breeding kids and fucking other kids
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Trains mma and has in fact won medals in competition. Pretty sure that anyone that actively trains is going to destroy someone that does not, and Musk knows it.
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This is why Musk wants a practice first lol, to make sure Zucc won't just rip his head off publicly.
Honestly a fight is the perfect opportunity for him to kill him with the excuse it was a fight and that's always a risk.
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I resent this - just not enough to defend myself.
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In all seriousness, martial arts are cool.
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