• Trudge [Comrade]@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    Begrudging acceptance of the more palatable Billionaire is close to the microcosm of the political reality in the US (and the West).

    I don't like Bill Gates, but at least he is no Zuckerberg. I don't like Zuckerberg, but at least he is no Elon Musk.

    I don't like Biden, but at least he is no Trump. I don't like Trump, but at least he is no De Santis.

    Ad infinitum while the bar gets lower and lower.

  • ZoomeristLeninist [they/them, she/her]M
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    1 year ago

    idk if zucc has a chance. ive heard elon created a new fighting style he calls “tesla style”. using this style he becomes unpredictably explosive and doesnt know when to stop

  • YoungBelden [any]
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    1 year ago

    jesus how do you lose so badly you make zuck seem mildly cool

    or more realistically zuck's human pr team

  • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    How does he manage to be 100% right but still sound like a piss baby

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      1 year ago

      terminal nerdistry. the prognosis was terminal but the motherfucker made a billion bucks so he's cheated the gods out of their rightful swirlys sicko-wistful

      he will suffer in tartaros though, when his unnaturally preserved life ends elmofire

    • GaveUp [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Post was edited by a PR person with a PhD in Linguistics to make Zuck appear as non-offensive and professional as possible

  • nexussapphire@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Damn I was looking forward to mark ripping the heart out of elons chest like Indiana Jones, promptly eating it like an iguana eating a fly.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    The most "charitable" thing these soulless husks could do is jump into a swimming pool with pockets full of cesium.

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      i mean this isn't the first time the richest chuds in the world are fighting each other. Pompeii and Caesar and Crassus all fought each other after all.

    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      I feel like Zuckerberg would hand Musk his ass. Musk would be all showy and fail to be charismatic, and Zuck would open his face and the terrors of warp-space would come out.

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      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        1 year ago

        This is how we're getting the Gellar field isn't it?

        Musk opens the Warp with his Neurolink testing and dooms mankind

      • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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        I have years and years of BJJ experience and I can confidently say that if you have a year of BJJ, the moment you grab onto a layman all their technique turns to sand. Not that I care especially about the duo compared to any other celebrities, but if Elon ever loses his balance, Zuck turns into TzKal-Zuk. When the striker isn't even a striker and is just a guy, it takes proportionately less grappling prowess to close the distance and get the take down. Insofar that you could literally run up to the old man and give him a hug to get the win. If he doesn't know how to punch, cannot conceive of a knee strike, and doesn't know what an underhook is, you can go up around his triceps for the hug and it wouldn't matter because Elon would discover inside the octagon that takedown defense is an attribute you can have.

        A lot of UFC fights that are sold as a striker versus a grappler end up with the grappler winning. Khabib vs Gaethje comes to mind, Khabib vs Barbosa, Khabib vs Connor, Khabib vs opponents, Dagastani wrestlers vs opponents in general, Olivera vs opponents, Stipe vs Ngannou 1 (Ngannou won 2 when he learned how to grapple), Texeria vs Błachowicz, and the premise of UFC 1.

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      He's a total freak, but I can respect that he takes martial arts seriously. Granted, like 90+% of the people who take martial arts seriously are freaks.

      Hey, at least the guy has a hobby, unlike my-hero.

  • The dogspaw @midwest.social
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    1 year ago

    If nothing else we got that video of musk lifting a 5 pounds while the board mock cheers him with musk not realizing he's being made fun of

  • PZK [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    You mean this ridiculous freakshow fight that had no chance of happening has been a ruse for attention all along?!

  • HellAwaits@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Elmo Musk is just like a 14-year old troll. All talk, no action.

    Seriously, someone shut Elmo up forever.

    • Default_Defect@midwest.social
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      1 year ago

      I just want Zuck to show up at twitter headquarters (suck it, I don't care about the name change) kick the door in NWO style and put Elon through a table.

  • JuneFall [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    An alternative would've been to say "Yes" and just put a ton of cameras and an audience into the backyard as well as a dozen drones or so.

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