I suppose this is a similar question to "What might happen if America actually does balkanize?" but applied to the present (or near-future) instead of some point in the 2060s or whatever.

  • nemmybun [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    I'm not sure who the leaders are, but I know if you defeat all four, you get to fight the secret boss.

    • buh [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      it's henry kissinger in his eldritch form

    • SeventyTwoTrillion [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      you must defeat Godtrump the Grafted; Biden, Lord of Malarkey; Wokescourge Ron; Warren, Queen of Plans; Alexandria, Blade of Bernie; and the accursed brothers Musk and Zuckerberg.

      then walk into the gigantic Amazon warehouse-office skyscraper visible all across America to face down Jeff Bezos, the final boss of capitalism, before he himself is wielded as a greatsword by the hand of god itself, the Free Market, which takes the form of this colossal, grotesque, pulsating mass of flesh which represents the combined weight of its victims over the last 250 years or so.