Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

    • Vingst [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      They are a built up brand. A vessel. The locus of a network of power.

      Replacing them is like removing a kidney.

    • Freeanotherday [he/him, they/them]
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      10 months ago

      I have no idea if it's true but libs are saying the corpes of Feinstein can't retire because the corpse of Mitch will block replacing her on committees.

      What is absolutely the funniest shit for all kinds of reasons

    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      have the staffers finally concocted their own sub-grift by realising they lose their jobs too if the representative steps down, so they're literally propping the old fucks upright and enslaving them?

    • mayo_cider [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      It's too much work for CIA to produce new kompromat especially after they killed off most of their field agents with shitty opsec