Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

    • Vingst [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      They are a built up brand. A vessel. The locus of a network of power.

      Replacing them is like removing a kidney.

    • Freeanotherday [he/him, they/them]
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      1 year ago

      I have no idea if it's true but libs are saying the corpes of Feinstein can't retire because the corpse of Mitch will block replacing her on committees.

      What is absolutely the funniest shit for all kinds of reasons

    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      have the staffers finally concocted their own sub-grift by realising they lose their jobs too if the representative steps down, so they're literally propping the old fucks upright and enslaving them?

    • mayo_cider [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It's too much work for CIA to produce new kompromat especially after they killed off most of their field agents with shitty opsec