Well, let's be honest, talking about masturbation is gonna be cringe no matter which word you use, so you might as well use increasingly grotesque and absurd euphemisms.
For instance, I recently carried out some leftist agitation in the Southern District, which culminated in a mass deportation of Whites.
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Well, let's be honest, talking about masturbation is gonna be cringe no matter which word you use, so you might as well use increasingly grotesque and absurd euphemisms.
For instance, I recently carried out some leftist agitation in the Southern District, which culminated in a mass deportation of Whites.
Firing the Surgeon General is always a fun one. But yours is amazing.