She asked me if I'd still lover her if she turned i to a tree. I asked if she'd leaf me for some other tree dude in that situation. She said no, probably not. I said probably not? So there's a chance? If there's a chance I'd rather cut you down and turn you i to shelving for my video game collection.

And now she's mad at me despite me showing her plans of some lovely styles of shelves I'd turn her into. I need you, chapos, to send me girl-friendly shelves because apparently being able to contain over 150 Sega Saturn games isn't enough for her.

question mark. ?

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Once you bring up vidya games its game over for a relationship.

      • Rojo27 [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Hmm, interesting. Maybe let her know how much you trust her with your prized possessions.

      • barrbaric [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Hoarding things without use? YTA, and also probably a capitalist roader.

        • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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          10 months ago

          Everyone has a couple dozen Sega Saturn games. This is hardly hoarding.