coeliacmccarthy [he/him] to news • edit-210 months agoboebert was giving a no-foolin for-reals handjob during the beetlejuice musicalNSFWexternal-linkmessage-square68 fedilinkarrow-up1103file-text
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minus-squareregul [any]hexbear97·10 months ago>no-foolin for-reals handjob >over the pants rubbin Y'all that's not even a handy to a seventh grader. link
minus-squarecoeliacmccarthy [he/him]hexagonhexbear25·10 months agoover-the-pants hojo is a hojo nonetheless, I don't make the rules link
minus-squareMagician [he/him, they/them]hexbear45·10 months agoHojo or no hojo! Vote tonight on Hexbear's Next Struggle Session! link
minus-squareWhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]hexbear33·10 months agoI'd be willing to get super into the drama on this one to the point where multiple threads need to get made about my reaction and I post multiple paragraphs doubling down on my take before my ultimate ban link
minus-squareUmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]hexbear17·10 months agoHexbear, we need to talk about handjobs link
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]hexbear16·10 months agoListen do it in one of my comms and I won't delete the post link
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear22·10 months agoI went in expecting to see a JFK, and all I got was horny after two glasses of wine during appies at Chili's. link
>no-foolin for-reals handjob
>over the pants rubbin
Y'all that's not even a handy to a seventh grader.
unironically![this this](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/4830110d-5048-40ab-aad9-c27ce0bb2f0f.png)
over-the-pants hojo is a hojo nonetheless, I don't make the rules
It ain't!
Hojo or no hojo! Vote tonight on Hexbear's Next Struggle Session!
I'd be willing to get super into the drama on this one to the point where multiple threads need to get made about my reaction and I post multiple paragraphs doubling down on my take before my ultimate ban![rat-salute rat-salute](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/94bcb899-8542-45fb-9dd7-b4a49a944346.png)
Hexbear, we need to talk about handjobs
Listen do it in one of my comms and I won't delete the post
I did what had to be done
You're doing the Lord's work
I would call it manual labor maybe
I went in expecting to see a JFK, and all I got was horny after two glasses of wine during appies at Chili's.