heartbreaking https://nitter.net/WhiteHouse/status/1704608170704822555

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    If they weren't spineless cowards they'd just drone strike Matt Gaetz instead of giving him any kudos at all. Now that would be a Dark Brandon move. You don't have to hand it to them.

    • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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      10 months ago

      I really hate what the liberals did to the Dark Brandon meme. Dark Brandon would end the shutdown by sending McCarthy his wife’s severed hand in a box.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      10 months ago

      I mean, if I were President, I would certainly be having a lot of my opposition sent on long and relaxing vacations to scenic quarries and building foundations

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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        10 months ago

        Honestly I would make the most brainwormed anti-communist's interpretation of Stalin look like MLK if I was somehow made president.

        • Mindfury [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          some will mine the pit

          some will be thrown into it

    • Magician [he/him, they/them]
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      10 months ago

      Now I'm picturing an AU Game of Thrones fiction where the Biden family wages a bloody campaign to unite the Fifty Kingdoms.

      It too would be ruined by executive meddling and liberalism just as it promises to be good.

      • HornyOnMain
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        10 months ago

        I'd support dark Brandon if he sent tanks into Florida

        • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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          10 months ago

          As a Floridian there are very few forces on earth that I wouldn’t support if they sent tanks into Florida

          Please President Xi, my people yearn for freedom