heartbreaking https://nitter.net/WhiteHouse/status/1704608170704822555

  • 4am@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    He may be a neolib, but sometimes I really enjoy the Dark Brandon arc

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      If they weren't spineless cowards they'd just drone strike Matt Gaetz instead of giving him any kudos at all. Now that would be a Dark Brandon move. You don't have to hand it to them.

      • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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        9 months ago

        I really hate what the liberals did to the Dark Brandon meme. Dark Brandon would end the shutdown by sending McCarthy his wife’s severed hand in a box.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        9 months ago

        I mean, if I were President, I would certainly be having a lot of my opposition sent on long and relaxing vacations to scenic quarries and building foundations

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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          9 months ago

          Honestly I would make the most brainwormed anti-communist's interpretation of Stalin look like MLK if I was somehow made president.

          • Mindfury [he/him]
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            9 months ago

            some will mine the pit

            some will be thrown into it

      • Magician [he/him, they/them]
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        9 months ago

        Now I'm picturing an AU Game of Thrones fiction where the Biden family wages a bloody campaign to unite the Fifty Kingdoms.

        It too would be ruined by executive meddling and liberalism just as it promises to be good.

        • HornyOnMain
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          9 months ago

          I'd support dark Brandon if he sent tanks into Florida

          • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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            9 months ago

            As a Floridian there are very few forces on earth that I wouldn’t support if they sent tanks into Florida

            Please President Xi, my people yearn for freedom

  • culpritus [any]
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    9 months ago

    Mr. Heartbreaking really reminds me of H Jon Benjamin for some reason. Is it just a stock photo or some known person?

    e: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/jun/19/the-worst-person-you-know-the-man-who-unwittingly-became-a-meme

    just a striking resemblance I guess

    and since I went looking for young HJB photos, here's this old Conan sketch character he did: https://youtu.be/42GSK0hmjHQ?t=362

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Maybe don't prop up the opinion of some pedo.

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    Hear me out: Republicans are the harm reduction vote, as they are actively working to destroy amerikkka