• TheCaconym [any]
    hexbear
    34
    edit-2
    9 months ago

    The more I look at it the more I'm weirded out

    What are those walls

    What is that thing on the left on the platter

    The dudes in the back look respectively like a hitman and a vampire; the ones in front like fucked-up comptrollers working in a defense-related industry

    This is not enough food for the two of them

    Why does it look like 30% an apple store, 30% a human trafficking den, and 30% a macdonalds, with the last 10% being general creepiness

    Is that an airplane hangar in the room behind them

    What is happening

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
      hexbear
      36
      9 months ago

      It's the McDonald's at the Pentagon

      Like a tiger wrapped in a shark wrapped in a bomb

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
        hexbear
        22
        9 months ago

        Why does it look like 30% an apple store, 30% a human trafficking den, and 30% a macdonalds, with the last 10% being general creepiness

        It's the McDonald's at the Pentagon

        so they got it

    • Rojo27 [he/him]
      hexbear
      15
      edit-2
      9 months ago

      The thing on the left is probably an apple pie... apple pie and fries. Weird.

      • CommieCretzl [he/him]
        hexbear
        21
        9 months ago

        That's my order every time I end up there because it's the only stuff on the menu without meat or milk products. Pies n fries

          • Smeagolicious [they/them]
            hexbear
            8
            9 months ago

            Back in ye olden days they cooked them in tallow iirc, now they have "natural beef flavor" added. Why fried potatoes need beef extract thrown in there I have no clue.