• TheCaconym [any]
      hexbear
      34
      edit-2
      9 months ago

      The more I look at it the more I'm weirded out

      What are those walls

      What is that thing on the left on the platter

      The dudes in the back look respectively like a hitman and a vampire; the ones in front like fucked-up comptrollers working in a defense-related industry

      This is not enough food for the two of them

      Why does it look like 30% an apple store, 30% a human trafficking den, and 30% a macdonalds, with the last 10% being general creepiness

      Is that an airplane hangar in the room behind them

      What is happening

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
        hexbear
        36
        9 months ago

        It's the McDonald's at the Pentagon

        Like a tiger wrapped in a shark wrapped in a bomb

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
          hexbear
          22
          9 months ago

          Why does it look like 30% an apple store, 30% a human trafficking den, and 30% a macdonalds, with the last 10% being general creepiness

          It's the McDonald's at the Pentagon

          so they got it

      • Rojo27 [he/him]
        hexbear
        15
        edit-2
        9 months ago

        The thing on the left is probably an apple pie... apple pie and fries. Weird.

        • CommieCretzl [he/him]
          hexbear
          21
          9 months ago

          That's my order every time I end up there because it's the only stuff on the menu without meat or milk products. Pies n fries

            • Smeagolicious [they/them]
              hexbear
              8
              9 months ago

              Back in ye olden days they cooked them in tallow iirc, now they have "natural beef flavor" added. Why fried potatoes need beef extract thrown in there I have no clue.