it'd be the last thing the US military expects and would double their economy overnight

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    i bet theyd call it something scary like skeleton china just to make people too scared to investigate it, but that'd mean they have a whole skeleton army

    • blight [any]
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      1 year ago

      IT'S RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN SIGHT

      OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE alex-aware

      Show terracotta army

    • Ildsaye [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      Unfounded speculation about skeletons being real makes us look unscientific in front of the liberals, and also forces me to sleep with the lights on scared

      • happybadger [he/him]
        hexagon
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        1 year ago

        Show me one time that China has denied training a skeleton army in China 2.

        • Ildsaye [they/them]
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          1 year ago

          China's lack of commentary on the matter does smell like a coverup, you've got me there

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        no the danger is that liberals will believe it and the epoch times and then CNN will uncritically repeat it

        • Ildsaye [they/them]
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          1 year ago

          Then the National Endowment for Democracy will raise, arm and train opposition skeletons for proxy attacks

          • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            and of course the skeleton army the group of thugs brewers paid to harrass the salvation army in the 19th century will be used as proof Chinese fentanyl is being used to undermine judeo-Christian values