it'd be the last thing the US military expects and would double their economy overnight
they'd call it CyberSino in English so that western intelligence would get it confused with CyberSyn and thus not be able to investigate it
i bet theyd call it something scary like skeleton china just to make people too scared to investigate it, but that'd mean they have a whole skeleton army
THEY'RE TURNING UYGHURS AND TIBETANS TO STONE AND BRAINWASHING THEM TO MARCH ACROSS THE OCEAN FLOOR AND INVADE TAIWAN
Unfounded speculation about skeletons being real makes us look unscientific in front of the liberals, and also forces me to sleep with the lights on
Show me one time that China has denied training a skeleton army in China 2.
China's lack of commentary on the matter does smell like a coverup, you've got me there
no the danger is that liberals will believe it and the epoch times and then CNN will uncritically repeat it
Then the National Endowment for Democracy will raise, arm and train opposition skeletons for proxy attacks
and of course the skeleton army the group of thugs brewers paid to harrass the salvation army in the 19th century will be used as proof Chinese fentanyl is being used to undermine judeo-Christian values
FUCK FUCK Y'ALL I JUST STEPPED INTO THE BASEMENT AND THERE WERE FOUR OR FIVE NEARLY FULLY FORMED CHINAS BEING BUILT IN THE BACK CORNER BEHIND THE LAUNDRY MACHINE
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And we're gonna put it - thats right, you guessed it - RIGHT ON TOP OF AMERICA'S HEAD
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And then once they're done, both Chinas could build another China each. Then there would be FOUR CHINAS.
You have uncovered the true meaning of the 1943 song "without the communist party there would be no new China"
I don't know how they built the whole country out of China pottery but what's to stop them doing it again and invading michigan as all countries obviously seek to do
Listen, I know that China 2 is a big Boogeyman here, but let's not forget about Indiana's hive mind.
It's true. If the Seeseepee coup'd the moon nazis and took over their moon base we wouldn't even know!
That would mean the reclusive totalitarian regime is also hiding a second Taiwan that they have made into a giant concentration camp.
The ccp is using Taiwan 2 to rehearse their future invasion of Taiwan and literally no one cares, WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?
If I was China- and I'm not- the first thing I'd do is build a bunch of decoy Taiwans so the US doesn't know which one to defend from invasion. It's classic strategy.
If I was China- and I'm not
Funny, that's exactly what China would say
There's unironically a lot of US lanyard types panicking about china sending a colony to the Lunar South Pole before the USA and claiming it for China, fucking over US space expansion permanently. This is of course cope, the US can't even make working lunar spacesuits, and China in any case is a signatory of the Outer Space Treaty. But it'd be pretty funny.
scariest thing about moon china is there's nothin stopping them from making more moons to invent new kinds of china on
edit: think about an acid china
edit: lava china
