Every time someone hammers a nail firmly a million suburbanites flood the forums with “I HEARD GUNSHOTS! ANYONE ELSE HEAR GUNSHOTS? TERRORIST INCIDENT?”
Still deciding between that and “WHAT IS THE HELICOPTER DOING LANDING ON TOP OF THE HOSPITAL?” as my favorite genre of cracker neighborpost
Back when I joined next door someone posted a pic of a local urgent care and called it a baby killing factory. It got a ton of confused responses until someone figured out that years ago there was a clinic in that same lot that did abortion procedures back when it was allowed. Terrible app I don't recommend.