Not falling for it.
New liberal guy: "We need normalize literal sex pests" average 
wannabee neoliberal journo scum worshipping a literal baphomet, lol
https://theconversation.com/7-creepy-crawlies-you-dont-need-to-be-afraid-of-this-spooky-season-193302
Cope harder about not having to check your boots for deadly spiders before using them.
"Uh yes if I were to live in the Mario Video Game (TM) I'd want to live in the final boss level with giant balls of flame hurled around" <- Statements dreamt up by the absolutely deranged
sorry but "euros can't handle deadly spiders" is the new "mayos can't handle spicy food" i don't make the rules
It's not so much "can't" as "won't" with regards to spiders
It's time to invade the garden