Tyrant lizard king? No thanks, fuck the monarchy. Spinosaurus is cooler anyway (the modern depictions of him, not the terrible Jurassic Park version).
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hell yeah, look at that crocoduck and his powerful tail, I bet he could just smack T. rex with that tail and it would be over.
Did you know a crocodiles tail is just as dangerous at its jaws? That shit is pure muscle for swimming, it can break bones. Big heavy theropods like T. rex are fucked if they get a broken leg.
I prefer herbivorous dinosaurs though. Therozinosaurus is hilarious and I love him.
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That therozinasaurus looks like the cashier just got its coffee order wrong but it's too embarrassed to correct them so just stands there hesitating whether to point it out, sweating through a tshirt and a jumper before eventually taking the coffee thanking the barista three times before stumbling on the way out of the cafe before rationalising to themselves that actually, it's okay, they're being adventurous for trying out a new order and a skinny flat white tastes better than a double shot oat milk one and they'll resolve to speak up a bit louder next time and maybe even ask the barista how her day is going.
Just like me fr fr
I had to edit out to anonymise which character I am in this scenario lol (I'm all three)