• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Actual conversation between me and my parents

    Me: I'm nonbinary

    Them: So you're gay?

    Me: Sort of, but that's not what this is about

    Dad: Wait, so are you getting the transgenders?

    Me: No, this isn't that either, I'm just nonbinary

    Mom: So, are you still marrying [your partner]?

    Me: No, mama, but we weren't gonna get married anyway

    Dad: Okay, so what does this nonbinary mean?

    Mom: You're not gonna get surgery are you?

    Me: Okay, look, you know the old Almond Joy commercial? Sometimes you feel like a nut? Sometimes you don't?

    I don't, I do not feel like a nut, I am not any kind of nut

    Dad: You said you weren't gonna get surgery

    Me: pain

    • PixTupy@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      Sorry but if that was the real conversation seems like they were trying really hard to understand and you were trying really hard to confuse them.