[Not the Onion] The IDF to Gazans - find the safe square with the QR codes or die. Boom. Oops. We changed the map without telling you. Sorry.

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · edit-2 7 months ago

[Not the Onion] The IDF to Gazans - find the safe square with the QR codes or die. Boom. Oops. We changed the map without telling you. Sorry.

FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him] · 7 months ago

"Will it actually prevent civilian casualties? No. Will it allow us and our Western allies to produce propaganda to shift the blame to the victims for being killed? And how!"

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 7 months ago

IDF spokesman Eric Evil-Vicious: "We reject the tragic loss of life of the family of 27. However - munitions fell in the appropriate 'no-go' square. Instructions and warnings must be followed. Sad as it is - the family clearly caused their own demise. They set up their tents 200 meters inside the 'no-go' square." The interview ends and CNN does an hasbara explainer by an American ex-general with 3D graphics of data and maps showing the safe squares and the 'no-go' squares.