• supafuzz [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    98
    7 months ago

    QR codes to a website in a territory without power or telecom

    Anybody who is falling for this is so stupid I wonder how they remember to breathe

    • @jonne@infosec.pub
      hexbear
      60
      7 months ago

      Next they'll demand people to install the IDF app to get timely notifications of when you'll get bombed.

      • cmhickman358 [he/him]
        hexbear
        34
        7 months ago

        Did we mention you must give the app access to your location information for it to function?

    • supafuzz [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      44
      7 months ago

      And even if the information were accessible, the IOF has bombed the shit out of supposed safe corridors since like day one of this genocide, why would anyone believe them about safe zones now?

    • FloridaBoi [he/him]
      hexbear
      39
      7 months ago

      the website probably also installs some crazy malware too

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      25
      7 months ago

      American-guy-rollin-coal-American-truck-American-flag-wavin-American-gun-shootin.gif

      American-woman-at-brunch-with-her-friends-drinking-mimosas-talking-about-civil-rights.gif

      Bipartisanship!

  • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]
    hexbear
    52
    7 months ago

    Oh we don't have paper bombing schedules anymore. Just scan the QR code on the table for the full map with quadrants along with any daily specials.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      29
      7 months ago

      After surviving 10 days - you are automatically entered in the IDF's Subway free sub contest!*

      * Offer only available in locations in Tel Aviv to members of the IDF.

  • cmhickman358 [he/him]
    hexbear
    47
    edit-2
    7 months ago

    I commented this on another thread earlier this week but it is even more relevant now so I'm just going to leave it here again:

    "But the plans were on display…”

    “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”

    “That’s the display department.”

    “With a flashlight.”

    “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

    “So had the stairs.”

    “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

    “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"

    -Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • buh [any]
    hexbear
    41
    7 months ago

    It dropped leaflets on Gaza with a QR code to a website

    When your genocide is being run by Applebee's corporate project managers

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
    hexbear
    39
    7 months ago

    idf-cool "Will it actually prevent civilian casualties? No. Will it allow us and our Western allies to produce propaganda to shift the blame to the victims for being killed? And how!"

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      23
      7 months ago

      IDF spokesman Eric Evil-Vicious: "We reject the tragic loss of life of the family of 27. However - munitions fell in the appropriate 'no-go' square. Instructions and warnings must be followed. Sad as it is - the family clearly caused their own demise. They set up their tents 200 meters inside the 'no-go' square." The interview ends and CNN does an hasbara explainer by an American ex-general with 3D graphics of data and maps showing the safe squares and the 'no-go' squares.

    • buh [any]
      hexbear
      10
      7 months ago

      broke: turning Gaza into Fortnite

      woke: turning Israel into Fortnite the-boys-are-back-in-town

  • @oktherebuddy
    hexbear
    31
    7 months ago

    Unironically making the entire population of the Gaza Strip do a squid game

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
    hexbear
    29
    7 months ago

    I'm sure it'll be real easy for 2 million people to move freely between all of those miniscule zones.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      13
      7 months ago

      Eyyy Ton, I'm starting to think dissemination of information and minimizing casualties isn't the purpose of this little stunt

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
    hexbear
    27
    7 months ago

    i definitely trust the psychopaths who have repeatedly bombed their designated "safe areas" to suddenly stop doing that

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      18
      7 months ago

      red light green light

      That cartoon is in my mind all the time now. Every day I wonder if the IDF will create a brand new example that the American media will actually take seriously.

  • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
    hexbear
    26
    7 months ago

    Making the safe zones fluid and incomprehensible so when you carry on the bombings like they don't exist and people complain that you hit civilians you can go "They probably didn't follow the map lol too bad"

  • Deadend [he/him]
    hexbear
    26
    7 months ago

    This was part of the plot of Battle Royale.

    There IOF is doing a Survival Game.