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The replies are hilarious michael-laugh, so many blue checks saying "abandon big tech!" while they pay for Twitter from the richest fascist in the world.

    • nightshade [they/them]
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      11 months ago

      Scheduling processes to balance out their CPU usage sounds too much like communism, so instead the processes using the most resources will be given an even bigger share, so they can use it to create jobs.

      Several worms come pre-installed, because the best way to overcome viruses is through herd immunity.

      Parent processes will not be able to terminate child processes, because life begins at execution.

      There is only HTTP and not HTTPS to make sure you can't visit any un-Christian websites in secret.

      Multithreading sounds too much like multiculturalism, so it is not supported.

      Only ASCII characters are supported, so the computer can't communicate with China and give them our secrets.

      Only available on CISC architectures, to make sure it can't be infected by the trans agenda.

    • SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      I’m imagining an autocorrect from neutral pronouns to him or her etc. and the havoc it would reap on language.

      • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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        11 months ago

        "My friends are ready, they are headed to the movie theaters." -> "My friends are ready, him are headed to the movie theaters."

        Hope they have fun trying to deal with the sometimes ambiguous nature of English. 😆