• Mindfury [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      real monkey's paw moment when Fetterman accidentally unleashes the new product line of plant-based cums on the yankoid populace

        • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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          edit-2
          10 months ago

          I'll be disappointed if a plant milk company doesn't start selling the exact same packages, but with "milk" hastily crossed out and words like m*lk, product, water, squeezin', CUM, "m*lk replacement for people who don't want extra estrogen" until some of them go viral.