• NPa [he/him]
    hexbear
    33
    6 months ago

    If the eugenicist model was correct, we would be overrun by super-intelligent and super-strong baby turtles within days, since only like 1 in 10.000 survive to adulthood.

    • Ildsaye [they/them]
      hexbear
      12
      6 months ago

      Perhaps the turtles are hiding their power and biding their time. Those shells could be hiding Hamas bases with WMD by now for all we know

    • Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      5
      6 months ago

      If the eugenicist model was correct then we would all become crabs as it is clearly the most efficient form

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation